drama kids: all the wigs and costumes have been tried on by everyone
art kids: they got the clay and paint. dicks are everywhere
band kids: they built a fort out of the chairs. one of the drum majors has declared themselves king.
chorus kids: one guy plays pop tunes while half the girls surround the piano singing in terrible made-up harmonies. the rest of the class is on their fucking iphones.
computer tech kids: every single person is on coolmath4kids. even if they’re seniors.
Orchestra: kidnaps a band kid and uses them for a ritual sacrifice
I admit nothing.