siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I have missed a great opportunity by never working at a theatre.

kayleyhyde:

me with people I love

I admit I’m guilty as charged.

gameraboy:

Not feeling too good

More sinus than anything else this weekend.

canhappenlove:

♛

chubadubdub:

awwww-cute:

like my ducks?

i look at cute pictures of dogs when i feel overwhelmed with sad so i can temporarily feel overwhelmed with cute. 

bearhatalice:

thedoubleclicks:

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

the lego movie

the matrix

pacific rim

now that I’ve learned I can’t unsee it

The more I think about it, I am not so sure I want a Black Widow movie any more.

definitelydope:

By Romeo Shagba

jennlferlawrence:

this is so important