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  • burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

    teenypeanut:

    brassholes:

    i think that french horn is out of tune, it looks a little flat.

    #have you tried emptying the spit valve

    Am I laughing or crying

    January 19, 2015
  • drunkjcrew:

    #drunkjcrew @drunkjcrewuguys #ohcramppoetry

    January 19, 2015
  • AWKWARD ZOMBIE – Sibling Revelry

    AWKWARD ZOMBIE – Sibling Revelry

    Christ that’s depressing.

    January 19, 2015
  • So, what if, instead of thinking about solving your whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.

    Attachments, Rainbow Rowell   (via kayleyhyde)
    January 18, 2015
  • funnyordie:

    via Modern Office with Christina Hendricks

    January 18, 2015
  • fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    ally0mazing:

    There can only be one logical explanation for this:

    Voldemort has returned….

    MY DEAR

    I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

    THE GRIM

    Lost it at Augustus Waters.

    January 18, 2015
  • REASONS I DIDN’T REPLY TO YOU:
    I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
    My inbox fucked up and ate the message
    I have nothing else interesting to say
    I suck at socialising and don’t know how to reply
    I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
    NOT REASONS I DIDN’T REPLY TO YOU:
    I hate you and never want to see you again

    January 18, 2015
  • Always vote for the English. (at Gella’s Diner & Lb. Brewing Co.)

    January 18, 2015
  • fxckyeahemmo:

    brainstatic:

    pansysky:

    spookytox:

    reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

    You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

    DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

    NONE OF US KNEW THAT

    WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

    Reblogging for the last comment.

    January 18, 2015
  • January 17, 2015
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