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So my son found my Batman costume in our Halloween storage and had me put it on
He thought I was the “real” Batman, and had to immediately have his picture taken with me.
Now he’s telling everyone at daycare that his Dad is the real Batman.
I’ve officially won at dadding.
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A new addition to my growing collection of gross/scary/inappropriate sexy Halloween costumes.
*cackle*
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“ hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey look look look look look hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
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You can practically hear the trees rustling and the birds chirping when you look at these tattoos.
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Now health insurance plans are required to cover screenings and counseling for domestic violence as a preventive health benefit for women. Thanks, Obamacare!
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I just realized why I pull off my homecoming dress so well
it’s because
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