Cats Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book
“Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now gimme some tuna.”
(photos via the dodo)
Who needs to study…
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A birth certificate is basically a baby receipt
Does that make paternity a record of payment method?
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“Ooh, that’s a nice fish, evolution.”
“Oh, thanks! I’m pleased.”
“What is it called?”
“This one’s a pearlfish.”
“Lovely. And what does it eat?”
“Little invertebrates, that kind of thing.”
“Delightful. And where does it live?”
“Inside the anus of a sea cucumber.”
"Oh, for Christ’s sake.”
“What? It’s a fine place. Safe, sheltered, just the right size for the fish to squeeze in.”
"And you were doing so well for a minute there, too.”
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Alessandro Pagano / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0
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“Fifth Element”
As done by a skilled teen.
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I feel much better now…
Original gif it’s not mine
It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest.
**All book readers nod in unison**
This is so satisfying.
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this was adorable but then the cat
The cat is an accurate description of me in winter.
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I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.
“Only thinks of you as a friend ”
Many birds do not recognise its authority.
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Killer Kart
Seriously.
