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  • just-whelmed:

    Curtis Everett (Snowpiercer)

    You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. And I know that babies taste best. There was a woman. She was hiding with her baby. And some men with knives came. They killed her and they took her baby. And then an old man… no relation, just an old man, stepped forward and he said, “Give me the knife.” And everyone thought he’d kill the baby himself. But he took the knife and he cut off his arm. And he said, “Eat this, if you’re so hungry. Eat – eat this, just leave the baby.” I’d never seen anything like that. And the men put down their knives. Probably guess who that old man was… That baby was Edgar. And I was the man with the knife. I killed Edgar’s mother. And then one by one, other people in the tail section started cutting off arms and legs and offering them. It was like a miracle. And I wanted to, I tried, I just…

  • do-you-have-a-flag:

    minato-yuki:

    babygoatsandfriends:

    BRACE YOURSELF. IT’S A BABY GOAT STAMPEDE.

    I DID NOT BRACE ENOUGH FOR THE LIL BABY AT THE END LAGGING BEHIND

    BABIES

    Omg

  • libraryadvocates:

    lalie:

    The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

    Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

  • I suddenly long for open skies and no light pollution.

  • omegaling:

    I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

    I suddenly feel so much better about the impending apocalypse.

  • sailorp00n:

    the life

    I had a cat who did this his entire kittenhood.

  • meghantonjes:

    Everyone tells you to “love yourself”, but no one tells you about the war you have will have to fight. Loving yourself is a choice. It’s a daily choice to look into the mirror with love, kindness and acceptance instead of fear and hate. The world will try to trip you up constantly, telling you that happiness only exists at a certain size or weight. It doesn’t. Your happiness and your health depend on each other, but no one can see those things just by looking at you. No one knows where you are in your journey, how far you’ve come or how far you’re going. Loving yourself isn’t a destination. It is a road you try to navigate your entire life. And wherever you are on that road, your compass only works when you can look at yourself in the mirror and see that your body is a good body. It is a worthy body. There is no number that will make you feel or believe that. The love you give yourself now is the only love you will have at the end of the road. 

    P.S. People who love their bodies, their lives, their relationships, don’t hate on others’. If you know love and happiness, that’s what you put out in the world. The only thing hateful comments tell you is how much that person is hurting. #bootyrevolution #effyourbeautystandards #honormycurves

  • belatedmedia:

    Now added to everyone’s gif library…

  • marathemara:

    iizanimeaddict:

    My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

    Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

    You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

  • theartofmtg:

    mtg-talk:

    Fun fact: Magic was created as a game to play in between rounds of Dnd. Today, entire campaigns of Dnd take place between turns of Commander

    Reblogging for truth.

    Why am I not surprised?