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toasterstrudel:

1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
2. Marry them and start a family
3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
4. Make them strudel with no icing
5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
6. Take all six packets for yourself
7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

funny how a bunch of white people can violently harass people going into an abortion clinic and the cops never show up even when they’re physically touching the patients against their will but if black people organize a totally non-violent and non-confrontational protest after a member of their community has been murdered they bring out the police dogs and shotguns and claim it’s going to be a riot lol