The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Gentlemen.
A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN FIRING A FUCKING BABY OUT OF HER UTERUS AT AN ARCHERY TARGET
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jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:
I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful
please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read
i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4
This definitely increased my appreciation of high school students…
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i’ve watched this like 17 times
who beatboxes at a goat
a wise person
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I’m having trouble finding fault with this chart
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Internally crying tears of laughter.
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Deb the Dog Lady doesn’t need a boyfriend.
Is that the unimpressed husky?
WHAT IS INTERNET
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me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
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whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
cramps
liquid eyeliner
Birthgiving
dealing with boys.
dealing with boys
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Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist, and he now stars as a loveable cartoon TV detective. Roman Polanski raped a 13-year-old and has since won an Oscar to a standing ovation. Sean Connery is the celebrated embodiment of rugged cool, who has openly championed beating women in order to keep ’em in line. Bill Murray has been accused by his ex-wife of repeated, brutal physical abuse. Rick James was arrested for torturing and sexually abusing a woman for three days straight, only to have his image rehabilitated by Dave Chappelle years later. John Lennon is one of the most worshipped artists who has ever drawn breath, and he has copped to battering the shit out of women.
