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  • fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    ally0mazing:

    There can only be one logical explanation for this:

    Voldemort has returned….

    MY DEAR

    I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

    THE GRIM

    Lost it at Augustus Waters.

  • REASONS I DIDN’T REPLY TO YOU:
    I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
    My inbox fucked up and ate the message
    I have nothing else interesting to say
    I suck at socialising and don’t know how to reply
    I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
    NOT REASONS I DIDN’T REPLY TO YOU:
    I hate you and never want to see you again

  • Always vote for the English. (at Gella’s Diner & Lb. Brewing Co.)

  • fxckyeahemmo:

    brainstatic:

    pansysky:

    spookytox:

    reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

    You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

    DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

    NONE OF US KNEW THAT

    WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

    Reblogging for the last comment.

  • In the early hours of Nov. 2, 2013, in Dearborn Heights, Michigan, a pounding at the door startled Theodore Wafer from his slumber. Unable to find his cell phone to call the police, he grabbed the shotgun he kept loaded in his closet. Wafer opened the door and, spotting a dark figure behind the screen, fired a single blast at the supposed intruder. The shot killed a 19-year-old girl who was knocking to ask for help after a car accident.
     
    Shortly after midnight on June 5, 2014, two friends left a party briefly. Upon returning they accidently knocked on the wrong door. Believing burglars were breaking in, the frightened homeowner called the police, grabbed his gun and fired a single round, hitting one of the confused party-goers in the chest.
     
    On Sept. 21, 2014, Eusebio Christian was awakened by a noise. Assuming a break-in, he rushed to the kitchen with his gun and began firing. All his shots missed but one, which struck his wife in the face.
     
    What do these and so many other cases have in common? They are the byproduct of a tragic myth: that millions of gun owners successfully use their firearms to defend themselves and their families from criminals. Despite having nearly no academic support in public health literature, this myth is the single largest motivation behind gun ownership. It traces its origin to a two-decade-old series of surveys that, despite being thoroughly repudiated at the time, persists in influencing personal safety decisions and public policy throughout the United States.

  • roxinpunch:

    FRIDAY NIGHT WOOOOOOOOO!

  • 17yr:

    “hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

    29yr

  • Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
    Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
    Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
    Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
    Aragorn: Legolas stop
    Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
    Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
    Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
    Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
    Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
    Boromir: is this really necessary
    Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
    Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
    Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
    Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
    Gandalf: this could take a while
    Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
    Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
    Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
    Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
    Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
    Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
    Elrond: good god man calm down
    Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
    Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
    Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
    Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
    Frodo: *falls asleep*
    Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
    Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
    Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
    Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
    Gimli: this is ridiculous
    Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
    Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
    Legolas: SON OF BELEG
    Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
    Aragorn: Legolas
    Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
    Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
    Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
    Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
    Aragorn: Legolas it’s fine
    Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
    Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
    Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
    Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
    Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
    Gimli: finally
    Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
    Boromir: anything to make you shut up