– “A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care of Your Human” [x]
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Hmmm.
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the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun
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I come to you a humble penitent. In my youth, I may have made a suggestion or two about Wesley and convenient transporter accidents. Worse yet, I made the egregious error of confusing character with actor. So my question is this: is there a prescribed path penitents must walk to restore their lack of dickishness in your sight, or am I doomed to an eternal punishment surrounded by randy and unlubricated Klingons? What must I do to hear those uplifting worlds, “Go forth, and dick no more?”
Say five Hail Worfs, and three Our Doctors, and all will be forgiven, my son.
Go forth now, and be thou not a dick.
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hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth:
You don’t get to use Martin Luther King Jr. as your “Imaginary Black Yes Man”!!!
Lookin’ at you, Sarah Palin.
