Author: chris

  • cassidyhillmusic:

    ktsaurusr3x:

    weloveshortvideos:

    Deb the Dog Lady doesn’t need a boyfriend.

    Is that the unimpressed husky?

    WHAT IS INTERNET

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
    me: *buys 17 new books*
    me: *rereads harry potter*

  • comfort-and-close:

    whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

    lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

    superwholock-is-my-hell:

    allamericanheroine:

    asriels:

    boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

    #dont even get me started on bikini waxing

    cramps

    liquid eyeliner

    Birthgiving

    dealing with boys. 

    dealing with boys

  • Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist, and he now stars as a loveable cartoon TV detective. Roman Polanski raped a 13-year-old and has since won an Oscar to a standing ovation. Sean Connery is the celebrated embodiment of rugged cool, who has openly championed beating women in order to keep ’em in line. Bill Murray has been accused by his ex-wife of repeated, brutal physical abuse. Rick James was arrested for torturing and sexually abusing a woman for three days straight, only to have his image rehabilitated by Dave Chappelle years later. John Lennon is one of the most worshipped artists who has ever drawn breath, and he has copped to battering the shit out of women.

  • vacuumsalesman:

    I think I’ve accidentally adjusted my sleep schedule to 2 AM-11 AM over break

    Amateur.

  • wildphilosoraptor:

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    catbountry:

    ex-wife:

    did-you-kno:

    Source 

    “When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

    "I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

    Wow.

    Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

    This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

  • respektvoll:

    altclone:

    i remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

    you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again

    I’ve been awake all year…

  • btwnrageandserenity:

    Have you guys seen this shit

  • sttngfashion:

    Oh my god. This kitten is named LeVar Purrton.

    via twitter

  • blissfulmuse:

    This is so fucking important.

    Her mom intends to remove her suicide note from her blog so please. Go to her blog and snapshot the shit out of her note and post it. Please. Don’t let her death mean nothing.

    She was absolutely beautiful, an angel.

    Come on, tumblr. I know you can do this.

    Her blog:
    lazerprincess

    I’m not sure of the significance of this date, but please, please show your support for this beautiful angel.

    Rest In Power, Leelah Alcorn
    May where you are now treat you kinder that where you were.

    We love you. So much.