Author: chris

  • tripsexual:

    theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit:

    high school dress code for boys

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    high school dress code for girls

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    um excuse me i can see their hands this makes me extremely uncomfortable pls fix before boNER

  • legittotesadorbes:

    Lighting Designers vs. Everyone Else.

    Making fun of colorblind folk are we?

  • tastefullyoffensive:

    Suggestions Netflix Should Make by Nathan W. Pyle

  • itsstuckyinmyhead:

    What every fanboy and fangirl can relate to photoset #6

    Want to see more?

    Photoset #5 

    Photoset #7

  • 7 heinous lies “American Sniper” is telling America

    7 heinous lies “American Sniper” is telling America

  • thefluffyshrimp:

    fangirltothefullest:

    cawllin:

    they ded

    Don’t you EVER do this to a person’s hair. That is a VIOLATION of a person’s body! If you think “she deserved it” then you deserve to be punished for harassment because doing anything to a person’s body without their permission is harassment. And since hair is a part of a person;s body, you have no right to touch, play with, cut, or mess up a person;s hair witout explicit permission. 

    Just ASK the girl to move her hair off your desk or to have the desk moved away a little.

    “BUT IT’LL GROW BACK” Not always! My mother had long gorgeous hair and her grandmother cut it all off and it NEVER grew back the same length again! She was DEVASTATED. 

    This girl is probably FURIOUS and she has every right to be!

    Next time someone thinks it’s “funny” to cut a person’s hair without their permission, I hope they get punched in the face. 

    “Funny” but True story: Cutting off a chunk of someone’s hair without their consent is actually, legally considered assault and battery with a deadly weapon. A girl in my sister’s class did this exact thing to her once, and she reported it to the police. The girl was legit charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon. Yep. Hair is considered, legally, to be part of someone’s body, hence the law.

    Here is the Law: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_occasioning_actual_bodily_harm#Cutting_hair 

    Also, the mentality of someone who sees no problem literally just reaching out and doing this to someone is sociopathic. Like, I would NEVER even think to reach out and cut off a piece of someone’s clothing even, much less their hair.

    But yeah. For future reference: If anyone does this to you in class. You can report it to your local police station.

    Seriously, why the fuck would you mess with someone like that?

  • aprillikesthings:

    cough cough myurlhasbeencompromisedagain

    Guess I better add calligraphy to my to-learn list.

  • edwardspoonhands:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    aeviternalcomplex:

    of course fox news was complaining about youtubers interviewing the president

    edwardspoonhands

    GloZell asks the President about normalizing relations with Cuba, systemic racism in the American justice system, and marriage equality. 

    Fox News makes jokes about real people who have developed real audiences without buying space on cable TV; criticizes President’s suit; wonders if maybe Tom Brady played with deflated balls in game of catch.

    NEXT ON FOX NEWS: BIZARRE INTERVIEW INCLUDES QUESTIONS, ANSWERS.

  • If that isn’t a comment on art and modern copyright I don’t know what is.

  • when you leave fine arts kids alone

    drama kids: all the wigs and costumes have been tried on by everyone
    art kids: they got the clay and paint. dicks are everywhere
    band kids: they built a fort out of the chairs. one of the drum majors has declared themselves king.
    chorus kids: one guy plays pop tunes while half the girls surround the piano singing in terrible made-up harmonies. the rest of the class is on their fucking iphones.
    computer tech kids: every single person is on coolmath4kids. even if they’re seniors.
    Orchestra: kidnaps a band kid and uses them for a ritual sacrifice

    I admit nothing.