Apple will not release iPad 3 at Macworld or CES

parislemon:

Other things Apple will not be releasing at events they don’t put on this year include:

• iGun
• The iPad 4, 5, 6, or 7
• Apple Ham Radio
• The Kraken
• Apple+
• The iPhone 5, 6, 7, 8, or — get this — 9
• Apple Petting Zoo
• BioDome 4
• An Android phone
• Their blow out Q1 earnings
• Puppies

Actually, maybe puppies. Sources cannot confirm or deny this.