I come to you a humble penitent. In my youth, I may have made a suggestion or two about Wesley and convenient transporter accidents. Worse yet, I made the egregious error of confusing character with actor. So my question is this: is there a prescribed path penitents must walk to restore their lack of dickishness in your sight, or am I doomed to an eternal punishment surrounded by randy and unlubricated Klingons? What must I do to hear those uplifting worlds, “Go forth, and dick no more?”