“Ooh, that’s a nice fish, evolution.”
“Oh, thanks! I’m pleased.”
“What is it called?”
“This one’s a pearlfish.”
“Lovely. And what does it eat?”
“Little invertebrates, that kind of thing.”
“Delightful. And where does it live?”
“Inside the anus of a sea cucumber.”
"Oh, for Christ’s sake.”
“What? It’s a fine place. Safe, sheltered, just the right size for the fish to squeeze in.”
"And you were doing so well for a minute there, too.”
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Alessandro Pagano / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0
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