atopfourthwall:

tgwtgsecrets:

I’ve got to say, trading my time by watching video ads instead of my money is an embarrassingly good bargain, in my favor.

And also mostly because just jamming nickels in my DVD slot instead didn’t seem to work, and kept making the people at the Apple Store really upset.

#ads #deepthoughts

It’s all this new-fangled technology. Back in my day you could insert nickles into a VCR and it worked just fine.