memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Jojo

J.A.R.V.I.S. is Mr. Stark’s personal AI. He is not:

• property of S.H.I.E.L.D.
• the offspring of H.A.L. 9000 and GLaDOS
• an invisible man duct-taped to the ceiling
• “freeware, “shareware”, or “available for both iPad and iPod Touch”
• an alternative to Google
• watching you sleep (or shower, or anything else)
• where the party is at

Furthermore, Mr. Stark is not allowed to reprimand agents by claiming they “hurt J.A.R.V.I.S.’s feelings” and/or coercing them into apologizing to the AI.]

I hope this clear things up.